1 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:15,600 Man, last night was the best. The best. 2 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:17,510 Yeah, it was pretty fun. 3 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:20,070 I mean, Margaret and Eileen over for "Game Night," 4 00:00:20,070 --> 00:00:21,300 and nothing went wrong. 5 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:24,249 No space portals, no video demons, nobody got hurt. 6 00:00:24,249 --> 00:00:26,249 Except for Eileen and I whipping your butts. 7 00:00:26,249 --> 00:00:28,209 Whatever, I had fun. 8 00:00:28,459 --> 00:00:29,909 Dude, come on, help out. 9 00:00:29,959 --> 00:00:31,909 Benson's not going to let us have people over anymore 10 00:00:31,909 --> 00:00:33,299 if we leave this place a mess. 11 00:00:33,379 --> 00:00:35,399 And put down my new phone before you break it. 12 00:00:35,439 --> 00:00:36,528 Ok, just a sec. 13 00:00:36,528 --> 00:00:38,498 I'm making you a new custom wallpaper. 14 00:00:42,938 --> 00:00:44,888 All right, I'm going to take this stuff to dump. 15 00:00:45,538 --> 00:00:47,908 You mean you're going take that trash to your face. 16 00:00:49,248 --> 00:00:50,378 Gimme my phone. 17 00:00:50,498 --> 00:00:52,567 You're lucky I'm in a good mood from last night. 18 00:01:01,277 --> 00:01:03,527 A-hanging with Margaret just-a feels so good 19 00:01:03,527 --> 00:01:05,526 like I knew it would. 20 00:01:05,646 --> 00:01:07,946 Laughing together and-a having a blast. 21 00:01:07,946 --> 00:01:10,466 And I hope it lasts forever. 22 00:01:10,616 --> 00:01:12,776 I can't believe how hot she is. 23 00:01:12,776 --> 00:01:15,396 Makes my insides feel like knotted twists. 24 00:01:15,406 --> 00:01:17,576 Her pretty face and those long, long legs, 25 00:01:17,576 --> 00:01:20,585 and I hope someday we are more than just friends! 26 00:01:23,005 --> 00:01:25,095 Oh, Margaret. Oh Margaret! 27 00:01:25,175 --> 00:01:28,485 I love it when you stand or sit right next to me. 28 00:01:28,685 --> 00:01:30,175 Can't you see? 29 00:01:30,175 --> 00:01:32,705 Your future with me is brighter than the ocean... 30 00:01:32,835 --> 00:01:34,464 What? "Brighter than the ocean?" 31 00:01:34,504 --> 00:01:36,994 If you are satisfied with your message, press 1. 32 00:01:37,644 --> 00:01:40,214 To delete or re-record your message, press 2. 33 00:01:42,194 --> 00:01:44,214 No! No! No! Delete! delete! Delete! 34 00:01:44,214 --> 00:01:46,164 Message sent. Goodbye. 35 00:01:46,164 --> 00:01:47,814 Oh, my... 36 00:01:47,814 --> 00:01:48,353 Rigby! 37 00:01:48,863 --> 00:01:51,813 Dude, its over! She's never gonna talk to me again! 38 00:01:51,813 --> 00:01:53,063 - Who? - Margaret! 39 00:01:53,063 --> 00:01:56,243 I was singing about her in the cart, and it recorded it to her voicemail! 40 00:01:56,243 --> 00:01:57,853 Why did you call her in the first place? 41 00:01:57,853 --> 00:02:00,073 I sat on my phone. It was an accident! 42 00:02:00,073 --> 00:02:01,453 You butt dialed her? 43 00:02:05,192 --> 00:02:07,292 She must think I'm a total loser! 44 00:02:07,322 --> 00:02:09,042 Come on! It can't be THAT bad! 45 00:02:09,052 --> 00:02:11,092 I sang a song about how hot she was, 46 00:02:11,092 --> 00:02:13,452 and how I wanted us to be together forever. 47 00:02:13,662 --> 00:02:16,202 Okay, that's really bad. But we can fix it! 48 00:02:16,262 --> 00:02:18,521 I'll just call her, and say the message was for someone else! 49 00:02:18,651 --> 00:02:21,001 Dude, no! That'll make it even worse! 50 00:02:21,001 --> 00:02:22,091 Hi, this is Margaret... 51 00:02:23,201 --> 00:02:24,111 Hey Margaret. 52 00:02:24,111 --> 00:02:26,511 I'm at work right now, so leave a message after the beep. 53 00:02:26,741 --> 00:02:27,731 She's still at work. 54 00:02:27,761 --> 00:02:30,311 Which means she hasn't checked her voicemail yet! 55 00:02:30,311 --> 00:02:33,860 Dude... we have to get to her phone and erase that message. 56 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:39,030 Okay, there she is. 57 00:02:39,230 --> 00:02:40,130 Oh no! 58 00:02:42,350 --> 00:02:43,760 Burned! 59 00:02:43,780 --> 00:02:46,679 She saw that you left a message, and didn't even CHECK it! 60 00:02:46,709 --> 00:02:48,539 - That's cold, man. - Shut up. 61 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:51,399 Okay, I'll go in and start talking to her. 62 00:02:51,449 --> 00:02:52,689 You go in through the side, 63 00:02:52,689 --> 00:02:55,129 go underneath the table behind her, and swipe her phone. 64 00:02:55,129 --> 00:02:57,989 Love it! These hands were MADE for swiping! 65 00:02:59,419 --> 00:03:00,548 Margaret! 66 00:03:00,688 --> 00:03:02,378 Oh, hey Mordecai! How's it going? 67 00:03:02,428 --> 00:03:03,948 Oh, you know. Good. 68 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:05,778 Good... 69 00:03:05,918 --> 00:03:07,968 Hey, I had a really fun time last night. 70 00:03:08,018 --> 00:03:10,738 Oh yeah? Yeah, yeah, Me too! 71 00:03:10,848 --> 00:03:13,977 Yeah, you know, I thought we made a good team, you and me. 72 00:03:14,097 --> 00:03:14,817 Uh huh? 73 00:03:14,927 --> 00:03:16,267 We should do it again soon! 74 00:03:16,407 --> 00:03:17,387 Or, you know, 75 00:03:17,417 --> 00:03:20,967 it doesn't have to be a game night necessarily, with other people, or anything. 76 00:03:20,967 --> 00:03:22,757 It could be... whatever or... 77 00:03:22,767 --> 00:03:24,677 Yeah, right. RIGHT! 78 00:03:26,387 --> 00:03:27,837 Righhhhht... 79 00:03:27,837 --> 00:03:29,396 Well, just let me know. 80 00:03:29,526 --> 00:03:32,166 I'm pretty much up for anything. Sorry! 81 00:03:36,146 --> 00:03:36,946 HEY! 82 00:03:38,916 --> 00:03:40,596 Dude! What are you doing?! 83 00:03:40,596 --> 00:03:42,206 - There was a bug! - What?! 84 00:03:42,236 --> 00:03:42,995 I got it! 85 00:03:43,405 --> 00:03:44,835 Rigby! Where did you- 86 00:03:44,965 --> 00:03:46,625 Oh no! My phone! 87 00:03:47,145 --> 00:03:48,485 Wait, YOUR phone?! 88 00:03:48,545 --> 00:03:51,925 Yeah, Eileen told me to watch for calls while she was in the bathroom. 89 00:03:51,955 --> 00:03:52,715 Oh, here. 90 00:03:52,725 --> 00:03:54,315 Gee, thanks... 91 00:03:54,315 --> 00:03:56,595 Wait, so, can I borrow YOUR phone then? 92 00:03:56,655 --> 00:03:59,494 Oh, I don't know where I left it. Maybe in my car, or something? 93 00:03:59,804 --> 00:04:01,144 I can go check if you want. 94 00:04:01,194 --> 00:04:02,934 Oh, no no! We can get it. 95 00:04:03,064 --> 00:04:04,424 You're still working and all, so... 96 00:04:04,424 --> 00:04:05,744 Yeah, give us the keys! 97 00:04:05,884 --> 00:04:06,944 Okay, that's cool. 98 00:04:06,944 --> 00:04:09,534 I'm almost done with my shift, so I'll just meet you out there. 99 00:04:09,534 --> 00:04:10,074 Cool! 100 00:04:18,803 --> 00:04:20,313 It's gotta be in here somewhere! 101 00:04:20,313 --> 00:04:21,933 Dude, just butt dial her phone again, 102 00:04:21,933 --> 00:04:23,533 and then we can hear where it's ringing from! 103 00:04:23,533 --> 00:04:26,182 Dude, shut... Actually, that's a good idea! 104 00:04:27,702 --> 00:04:29,202 It's ringing. Do you hear it? 105 00:04:30,712 --> 00:04:32,832 - Hello? - POPS?! 106 00:04:32,832 --> 00:04:34,682 Mordecai, hello! 107 00:04:34,682 --> 00:04:37,192 I was just eating this frozen ice lolly, 108 00:04:37,192 --> 00:04:41,151 when all of the sudden, this magical telephone thing started ringing! 109 00:04:41,151 --> 00:04:43,151 Margaret must have left her phone at the house last night! 110 00:04:43,171 --> 00:04:44,511 Ask him what flavor he is eating! 111 00:04:44,611 --> 00:04:47,331 Pops, stay where you are, don't move, got it? 112 00:04:47,331 --> 00:04:50,001 Oooh, I love this game! 113 00:04:51,901 --> 00:04:53,881 Okay, we need to get back to the house before- 114 00:04:53,881 --> 00:04:55,810 Hey guys! Did you find my phone? 115 00:04:56,710 --> 00:04:57,960 Yeah, back at the house! 116 00:04:58,380 --> 00:04:59,850 Great! I'll go pick it up! 117 00:04:59,850 --> 00:05:01,690 No! We can get it for you! 118 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:04,340 I mean, the park is so far out of your way! 119 00:05:04,340 --> 00:05:05,200 I don't mind. 120 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:07,050 Besides, I'm the one that left it there! 121 00:05:07,050 --> 00:05:09,079 Fine. We'll see you there! 122 00:05:09,489 --> 00:05:10,839 Okay, I'll see you... 123 00:05:12,989 --> 00:05:13,689 there? 124 00:05:16,179 --> 00:05:17,359 Dude! Slow down! 125 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:19,199 No, she can't hear that message! 126 00:05:19,249 --> 00:05:20,629 Then take the shortcut! 127 00:05:31,008 --> 00:05:31,858 Thanks Pops! 128 00:05:32,548 --> 00:05:34,518 One new voice message. 129 00:05:34,558 --> 00:05:36,088 Please input password. 130 00:05:36,088 --> 00:05:37,008 PASSWORD?! 131 00:05:37,917 --> 00:05:38,857 Coffee! 132 00:05:38,997 --> 00:05:41,887 Incorrect. You have one more attempt. 133 00:05:43,397 --> 00:05:44,407 Dude, hurry! 134 00:05:45,617 --> 00:05:46,637 What could it be?! 135 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:48,307 Music! She likes Fist Pump! 136 00:05:48,307 --> 00:05:51,297 Incorrect. You have no more attempts. 137 00:05:51,297 --> 00:05:53,906 Any further attempts will be penalized. 138 00:05:55,356 --> 00:05:57,736 Dude! She's almost here! Try something! 139 00:06:00,836 --> 00:06:04,346 Too many attempts. You will now be penalized. 140 00:06:04,346 --> 00:06:04,896 Wait, what? 141 00:06:07,415 --> 00:06:08,405 Did I win? 142 00:06:12,665 --> 00:06:13,595 Get up. 143 00:06:13,835 --> 00:06:15,205 What the? 144 00:06:15,715 --> 00:06:16,835 Where are we? 145 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:20,384 You have landed in the Virtual Messaging Control Center. 146 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:23,094 We are the keepers of the voice mail. 147 00:06:23,094 --> 00:06:26,314 Guardians of all messages throughout history. 148 00:06:32,494 --> 00:06:34,643 Because of your excessive attempts, 149 00:06:34,643 --> 00:06:36,933 you have violated password law, 150 00:06:37,043 --> 00:06:40,573 and you are charged for trying to hack into someone's account. 151 00:06:40,573 --> 00:06:43,083 What?! I didn't think that warning was real! 152 00:06:43,083 --> 00:06:44,883 Oh, it's very real! 153 00:06:44,883 --> 00:06:47,623 Burn them! Burn them! 154 00:06:47,623 --> 00:06:50,312 Settle down, we're not going to burn them. 155 00:06:50,312 --> 00:06:52,352 Since when have we burned anybody? 156 00:06:54,492 --> 00:06:57,652 We will erase them... from existence. 157 00:06:58,392 --> 00:06:59,162 What?! 158 00:07:01,342 --> 00:07:03,141 Oh, Margaret, hello! 159 00:07:03,201 --> 00:07:05,311 Hey Pops! I came to pick up my phone. 160 00:07:05,311 --> 00:07:09,471 Oh, so it was YOUR phone that Mordecai and Rigby got sucked into? 161 00:07:10,041 --> 00:07:11,541 Sure.... 162 00:07:11,551 --> 00:07:13,341 so, have you seen my phone? 163 00:07:13,341 --> 00:07:15,991 Yes, yes, come in, come in! 164 00:07:16,771 --> 00:07:18,040 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 165 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:19,220 We can explain! 166 00:07:19,910 --> 00:07:21,880 Proceed with your message. 167 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:25,670 Okay, so I accidentally recorded this message on a girl, Margaret's phone. 168 00:07:25,670 --> 00:07:28,220 Yeah, and we were just trying to delete it before she heard it! 169 00:07:28,220 --> 00:07:30,870 But why not let this person hear the message? 170 00:07:30,870 --> 00:07:32,869 Because HE'LL die of embarrassment! 171 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:33,959 Embarrassment? 172 00:07:34,009 --> 00:07:35,089 Yeah, look. 173 00:07:35,249 --> 00:07:37,489 Margaret and I have a really complicated relationship, okay? 174 00:07:37,489 --> 00:07:38,759 Relationship? 175 00:07:39,409 --> 00:07:40,879 We don't have time for this! 176 00:07:40,879 --> 00:07:42,739 Can you please delete the message? 177 00:07:42,739 --> 00:07:45,129 - It's over there! - Thanks, Pops! 178 00:07:45,949 --> 00:07:47,308 Oh, hey. I have a message! 179 00:07:49,308 --> 00:07:52,098 Someone is accessing the voice mail system. 180 00:07:52,098 --> 00:07:52,858 Oh no. 181 00:07:52,918 --> 00:07:55,448 Please, I'm begging you, please delete that message! 182 00:07:55,448 --> 00:07:57,118 Input Password. 183 00:08:00,008 --> 00:08:01,157 Saw that one coming. 184 00:08:01,157 --> 00:08:02,577 Phone user! 185 00:08:02,577 --> 00:08:05,437 Uh, yes? Hello? Who is this? 186 00:08:05,617 --> 00:08:07,987 We intercepted two frauds attempting to 187 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:10,687 access your voicemail without your permission. 188 00:08:10,857 --> 00:08:14,167 The one who claims to have a complicated relationship with you. 189 00:08:14,167 --> 00:08:15,506 Don't listen to them, Margaret! 190 00:08:15,556 --> 00:08:17,306 Yeah, these guys are crazy! 191 00:08:17,356 --> 00:08:18,916 Mordecai? Rigby? 192 00:08:18,996 --> 00:08:21,766 Wait, you tried to hack into my phone?! 193 00:08:21,766 --> 00:08:22,856 It was an accident! 194 00:08:22,996 --> 00:08:24,616 We didn't know it was YOUR phone! 195 00:08:24,616 --> 00:08:26,226 Yeah, right! 196 00:08:26,226 --> 00:08:27,766 Well, we did know, but... 197 00:08:27,836 --> 00:08:30,335 But what? I can't believe you would do something like that! 198 00:08:30,335 --> 00:08:31,905 I TOTALLY misjudged you! 199 00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:34,525 Dude, just come clean already. 200 00:08:36,335 --> 00:08:37,445 Okay, look. 201 00:08:37,575 --> 00:08:39,685 So I sat on my phone, and accidentally- 202 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:40,945 He called you with his butt! 203 00:08:40,945 --> 00:08:41,915 Yeah. 204 00:08:42,265 --> 00:08:45,744 So I accidentally left you a voicemail with me singing this dumb song. 205 00:08:45,904 --> 00:08:47,284 It is really embarrassing. 206 00:08:47,424 --> 00:08:49,374 So we tried to erase it before you heard it. 207 00:08:49,374 --> 00:08:51,704 You what? I want to hear the message! 208 00:08:51,704 --> 00:08:53,274 Wait, Margaret! Please! 209 00:08:53,274 --> 00:08:54,454 No, I want to hear it. 210 00:08:54,454 --> 00:08:56,144 Play the message! 211 00:08:56,144 --> 00:08:57,723 New message. 212 00:08:58,523 --> 00:09:00,833 A-hanging with Margaret just-a feels so good 213 00:09:00,833 --> 00:09:02,833 like I knew it would. 214 00:09:02,963 --> 00:09:05,223 Laughing together and-a having a blast. 215 00:09:05,223 --> 00:09:07,703 And I hope it lasts forever! - Oh, Geez! 216 00:09:07,853 --> 00:09:10,063 I can't believe how hot she is! 217 00:09:10,063 --> 00:09:12,642 Makes my insides feel like knotted twists! 218 00:09:12,702 --> 00:09:14,822 Her pretty face and those long, long legs. 219 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:17,842 And I hope someday, we are more than just friends! 220 00:09:17,882 --> 00:09:19,862 It's worse than I thought! 221 00:09:19,862 --> 00:09:20,792 Shut up! 222 00:09:20,932 --> 00:09:23,552 Do you remember last night when our hands touched? 223 00:09:23,552 --> 00:09:26,042 We were grabbing for the dice and you were laughing and such... 224 00:09:26,042 --> 00:09:27,171 Not bad! 225 00:09:27,171 --> 00:09:28,251 ...then take a chance on me. 226 00:09:28,251 --> 00:09:30,581 And maybe then you'll see how perfect we can be. 227 00:09:30,581 --> 00:09:32,841 Together you and me for all eternity! 228 00:09:33,571 --> 00:09:35,371 Please just erase me. 229 00:09:35,501 --> 00:09:37,491 Okay. Maybe that's a long, long time. 230 00:09:37,701 --> 00:09:39,551 But a guy can dream, can't I? 231 00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:42,930 Okay, stop! I heard enough! 232 00:09:44,570 --> 00:09:46,190 Like knotted twists?! 233 00:09:46,780 --> 00:09:48,160 That's TOO good! 234 00:09:48,930 --> 00:09:50,360 At least she doesn't hate you! 235 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:53,300 Would you like us to erase these hackers now? 236 00:09:54,620 --> 00:09:57,009 Nah. I think they learned their lesson! 237 00:09:57,069 --> 00:09:59,209 Very well. You're free to go. 238 00:10:01,139 --> 00:10:02,799 But you could stay if you'd like. 239 00:10:02,819 --> 00:10:04,589 We're thinking of forming a band! 240 00:10:05,009 --> 00:10:07,169 Oh, yeah, we'll give you a call. 241 00:10:07,169 --> 00:10:09,648 Cool, just leave a message, and we'll get it. 242 00:10:10,248 --> 00:10:12,158 Oh wait. I didn't give them my number... 243 00:10:14,808 --> 00:10:16,928 Hooray! Good show! 244 00:10:17,068 --> 00:10:19,578 Hey. HEY! We made it! Thanks, Margaret! 245 00:10:19,978 --> 00:10:21,358 No problem! 246 00:10:21,408 --> 00:10:22,918 Yeah, thanks Margaret! 247 00:10:23,607 --> 00:10:24,537 Sure thing! 248 00:10:26,647 --> 00:10:30,237 Hey, Pops. I need to show you something in the other room. 249 00:10:30,307 --> 00:10:33,017 I love being shown things! 250 00:10:33,297 --> 00:10:34,217 So... 251 00:10:35,077 --> 00:10:35,847 So. 252 00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:38,776 So, you could go ahead and delete the message now. 253 00:10:38,826 --> 00:10:41,866 Oh, no! That song is WAY to good to lose! 254 00:10:41,866 --> 00:10:43,486 What? Come on! 255 00:10:43,486 --> 00:10:46,046 No actually, I'm going to set it to be your personal ringtone. 256 00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:47,676 You're kidding, right? 257 00:10:47,676 --> 00:10:50,196 Nope. That way I can hear you singing every time you call me. 258 00:10:50,456 --> 00:10:51,906 So you better call me! 259 00:10:52,405 --> 00:10:53,665 Okay! 260 00:10:54,355 --> 00:10:56,615 I'll try to call you with my fingers next time, 261 00:10:56,615 --> 00:10:57,755 and not my butt! 262 00:10:59,365 --> 00:11:00,085 Rad.